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oknope:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza.

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nataliemeansnice:

same

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dannyelephantom:

truepac:

life is a struggle

his jacket is a metaphor of my existence

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  • me: time for bed
  • stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
  • brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
  • muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
  • skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
  • ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
  • eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
  • mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
  • body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
  • me: ok
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Dog eating in slow motion.

premium-gifs:

Dog eating in slow motion.

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sanjista:

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

this is the name of my street

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